Layne: I wish I could just HUG YOU ALL!
Layne: But I'm not gonna.
genericinternetfangirl: richwhitelesbian: *hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
pharrwell: 1 like = 1 swag 1 reblog = 1 million swags the choice is urs
striderfeels: jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE* and then i’m all SURPRISE KARKAT nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
Just checking out the new waffle taco
30secondstonirvana: and wait waht the fuck is that thats not, no KARKAT?!? He is wtf..
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
torchinggoddess: qqmoarz: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music this is my favorite fucking video on the internet the stoner asleep in the corner while all this is happening is my favorite part of this whole fucking thing
imawanchor: there is a hell believe me i’ve seen it
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
heaven-if-there-is-one: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n: I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide there has never been a better time to use this gif
vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one who could forget quality writing such as mein motherfucking kampf 2 OH MY FUCKING GOD LITERALLY
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
nevelpepperman: aw yeah wh
princesshiri: cupcakedrawings: Drawing the sketch drawing the lineart oh this i know to well
gcoky: mulinlust: gcoky: fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life i said it was fun not ethical
what a girl says: i'm fine
what she's thinking: chicken nugger
googlehomo: fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
klainesboner: brigwife: why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit easier to spell all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius it isn’t strong...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Anonim zapytał(a): im varkat kantas lets fuk
ghostbongweedofthesamurai: its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
trollsinthetardisat221b: pleasecomealongpond: i don’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HATE HOMESTUCKS. i don’t even know what homestuck is but they invade posts at least 39483% less than whovians or sherlockians or the supernatural fandom and the cosplay is fucking phenomenal from the screencaps I have seen and i just can u guys not just stop being dicks i love this person
penrose-stairs: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.